Basically a Foul Bachelor Frog. Gots the dark sense of humor. Along with laziness and and an extra helping of cynicism.

Los Angeles... California.

I have time to either shower or snooze. Never both.

I have time to either shower or snooze. Never both.

matildaforslind:

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matildaforslind:

Funny and Relatable! | via Tumblr on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/59545607/via/matildaforslind

Hearted from: http://lolthatsme.tumblr.com/post/48744200835

:(

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I accept your invitation for sex

I accept your invitation for sex

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j05hholt:

Showering guide for men.

What else do you need to know

j05hholt:

Showering guide for men.

What else do you need to know

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feleqinthemood:

jaime stahp it u naughty boy!

feleqinthemood:

jaime stahp it u naughty boy!

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Got a new lens. Better for night. Still need practice tho (at Chinatown)

Got a new lens. Better for night. Still need practice tho (at Chinatown)

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Whoooh nelly

Whoooh nelly

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Damnit.

(via stevenyeon)

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pleatedjeans:

Successful Black Man’s Son

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He has to know. He has to

He has to know. He has to

thedailymeme:

As a male, I’m not sure how true this is for women, but

Who knows what those gouch muscles are up to down there.

thedailymeme:

As a male, I’m not sure how true this is for women, but

Who knows what those gouch muscles are up to down there.

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funnyfix:

Get your funny fix here!

funnyfix:

Get your funny fix here!

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You dirty passengers

You dirty passengers

Undercooked chicken, milk past the good idea date, how long was was that dressing on the counter?

Undercooked chicken, milk past the good idea date, how long was was that dressing on the counter?