Basically a Foul Bachelor Frog. Gots the dark sense of humor. Along with laziness and and an extra helping of cynicism.

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He has to know. He has to

He has to know. He has to

You dirty passengers

You dirty passengers

Undercooked chicken, milk past the good idea date, how long was was that dressing on the counter?

Undercooked chicken, milk past the good idea date, how long was was that dressing on the counter?

Meh, I’ll watch it if its on…

Meh, I’ll watch it if its on…

Sometimes it sneaks through the flap.

Sometimes it sneaks through the flap.

And no gum was involved.

And no gum was involved.

Not sure if I should feel complimented, or insulted.

Not sure if I should feel complimented, or insulted.

Cause if I see a tree frog, IE, or hear Too Close, I think of all three and wonder, why?

Cause if I see a tree frog, IE, or hear Too Close, I think of all three and wonder, why?

Change my music? Ain’t no one got time for that!

Change my music? Ain’t no one got time for that!

Oh, silly Asian

Oh, silly Asian

Measure B passed in Cali, condoms for all porn. Fantastic.

Measure B passed in Cali, condoms for all porn. Fantastic.

Oh annoying Facebook girl, your silly hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me.

Oh annoying Facebook girl, your silly hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me.

At least keep a consistent speed u boners

At least keep a consistent speed u boners

Makes me so anxious.

Makes me so anxious.

Why you ask?

Why you ask?