I have time to either shower or snooze. Never both.
He has to know. He has to
You dirty passengers
Undercooked chicken, milk past the good idea date, how long was was that dressing on the counter?
Meh, I’ll watch it if its on…
Sometimes it sneaks through the flap.
And no gum was involved.
Not sure if I should feel complimented, or insulted.
Cause if I see a tree frog, IE, or hear Too Close, I think of all three and wonder, why?
Change my music? Ain’t no one got time for that!
Oh, silly Asian
Measure B passed in Cali, condoms for all porn. Fantastic.
Oh annoying Facebook girl, your silly hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me.
At least keep a consistent speed u boners
Makes me so anxious.